What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

My wife always forces me to suck my bulls dick and balls and even Lick his cum from her face and tits and they even humiliate me very badly plus she always talks about big Dicks everywhere everytime and show me pics of huge cocks what should I do ?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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